All aboard!

Hi there! So I see you have stumbled here. Probably by accident. Most likely without purpose.

Can I preface this with a sorry? I know we just met but I'm entirely sorry.

I know the world doesn't need another blog. And I certainly know my previous track record with blogs (I'm sure I can link you to at least four otherwise, and thankfully, abandoned livejournals of my youth. I won't. Don't look at them. Stahp.) but sometimes... a girl just wants to brag.

Lord knows my family and friends are likely sick of hearing about the latest "lady craft" (as my boyfriend so lovingly refers to them). To them, I'm Martha come to show them how much they suck at trying. To me, I'm just forever pushing away adult type things, buried in a sea of paper or up to my elbows in paint, trying to keep myself occupied. To my boyfriend, I'm an untapped business opportunity, much too modest to market myself.

Frankly, I do this for me. I highly doubt anyone wants to buy what I produce. I digress. Here we are, new acquaintances and I'm just laying it on thick. What I really hope to get out of this blog is a rolling catalog of the things that fall out of my brain. Working retail tends to kill braincells, I'm just hoping to be able to remember how to produce the same thing twice. If along the way someone finds what I've done helpful or interesting, BONUS POINTS!

So here it is! My braggy, kitschy krafty blogging spot. Hopefully you find something interesting. Hopefully I actually keep up on my duties as blogger. Let this be the ceremonial champagne on the side of the S.S. Kraft-o-holic?

Here's to not sinking.